The Spandex Slip

Family memory

Tia Dieu's workout mix — wardrobe malfunctions and gym-floor comedy in four-four time.

Lyrics

Transcribed from the recording — close to the song, but not always word-perfect.

Tripod leaning, ring light blinding me
Blinding me, yeah
Pastel weights in a pastel scenery
The five-pound kettlebell, pink and round
Watch me lose my footing on the polished ground
Forty takes of the same floor pose
I'm smiling for the camera while I touch my toes
Oops, did I trip on the aesthetic?
My workout vibe is looking so pathetic
Delete the slip, filter the mess
I'm a fitness princess in a cute Spanish dress
Spin and clothing for the highlight reel
Yeah, for the highlight reel
Resistance bands in a candy coated circle
I'm working my thighs till they're turning purple
One more set for the Instagram feed
Ignoring every muscle that I actually need
Adjust the lighting, check the crooked stand
Adjust the lighting, check the crooked stand
I'm the clumpsiest girl in the whole digital land
Oops, did I trip on the aesthetic?
My workout vibe is looking so pathetic
Delete the slip, filter the mess
I'm a fitness princess in a cute Spanish dress
Spin and clothing for the highlight reel
Pretend I don't fall
Is it rolling? Wait, was the lens on?
Oh, forty takes and they're all gone
Reset the tripod, adjust the frame
I'm playing a very pretty clumsy game
Action and don't look at my feeps
Oops, did I trip on the aesthetic?
My workout vibe is looking so pathetic
Delete the slip, filter the mess
I'm a fitness princess in a cute Spanish dress
Spin and clothing for the highlight reel
Highlight reel, oh yeah
Upload complete, perfect