The Biscuit's Big Splash

Family memory

Eliana's splashy pup song — biscuits, bubbles, and one very big splash.

Lyrics

Transcribed from the recording — close to the song, but not always word-perfect.

Yo, look at the boardwalk, it's a chocolate chiptrop Strolling through the concreets, hitting the spot Crunchy on the edges, but the middle is gold
A story of a biscuit that was brave and bold, he ain't looking for the milk, he's looking for the view
Lace up the sneakers, what you gonna do?
Lace up the sneakers, what you gonna do?
Sun reflecting off the crumbs on the ground
Coolest little snack that you ever done found, walking past the deli, walking past the park
Got the whole block watching since the morning lark
Splash in the water, yeah, the transformation's on one second, he was cookies, now the crumbs are all gone
Human in the lake, yeah, he's taking a dip, sailing on the surface like a maritime ship
He's a person now, swimming with the blue and the deep end, doing things that cookies can't do
What he's human?
Yeah, he's human, it's a blast, making every moment in the water really last
Deep down in the valley where the river fish play, met a big gold base at the end of the day
He was looking kinda hungry, swimming to school, reached out and he grabbed him, thought it was cool
Swallowed him whole, but he didn't shed a tear, cause the magic in his heart didn't have any fear
Wiggled and he wobbled and he tickled his fear, wiggled and he wobbled and he tickled his fear
Wiggled and he wobbled and he tickled his throat
Next thing you know, he's back in the boat, jump right out of the mouth of the trout
Giving everybody something they can shout about
Splash in the water, yeah, the transformation's on one second, he was cookies, now the crumbs are all gone
Human in the lake, yeah, he's taking a dip, sailing on the surface like a maritime ship
He's a person now, swimming with the blue and the deep end, doing things that cookies can't do
What he's human?
Yeah, he's human, it's a blast, making every moment in the water really last
Hold up, what is that in the weeds?
Piranha in the water and he's got some needs, biting at the ankles, snapping at the toes
How he's gonna handle this, well everybody knows, he don't worry, he don't panic
He don't even flinch, dodging every tooth by a single little inch
One big leap and he's out of the scene, cleanest exit that you ever done seen
Running on the grass, yeah, we're having some fun
Fastest little person underneath the summer sun, no worries in the lake, no worries on the shore
Just a resilient cookie coming back for some more
Yeah, that was cool
We out, peace